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lady_disaster

You do it wrong!;D

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A friend of mine listed some words and phrases frequently used by our lecturer Mrs Bożenka;). Please note that she has a master degree in English Philology and we suppose

she took efforts to get doctor`s degree;p It`s a great great mystery how she managed to get a job with so low knowledge of English. I decided to put it here so that those of you who have still problem with English could find out that even well-educated people may not speak properly;D and despite of the fact they can't, they have a courage to speak LOUD;D

I want you to share similar stuff;P

Enjoy!!

usually- jużueli

vehicle- wehikuł :P

Liverpool- Liwerpol

alien- elajen

Go to the portiernia!

business-bisiness

Bożenka: Do you want me to repeat something?

Students: No.

Bożenka: So stop talking and let me repeat...

I can't hear you- aj kant hjer ju

Do you know what capibara is?

I want everybody to luw de rum-leave the room

Bozienka-"ale nie rozumiem w czym problem - nie ma miejsca? Usiądź na kolanie!"

lajsensziejt- licencjat :D

hazard- hail zaad :D

Bożenka: write down: kifa ['ki: 'fa:]

Studenci:

Bożenka: nie wiecie co to sa kifa? no - key facts!

shame on you- siejm on ju

this very man/place etc

anglistyke is a rołmens łif diksineri

-Prosze bardzo,tu są pani osiagi :D

Chicago- śikago

Michigan-Misigen

incredible- inkredibul

comfortable- komforteibul

in the period of two weeks- in de pjerjod of tu łiks

B: How do you imagine an Indian?

S: Old... Sitting on the ground... Smoking pipe of peace...

B: No. NO! He is young, strong, and sitting on a horse! ( her voice going higher and higher :D)

B:"Maybe I will read it because it's easy. For everyone"

B:"Yes? Please?... No? Thank You!"

should = siud

B: Justyna!

S: Which one?

B: I don't know! Read it!

S: But which Justyna?

B:Who is the other one?

... Aha! I want you!

near = njer

Jonathan-Jonatan :D

vehicles - wehikels

hearing - hjering

hero - hjeroł

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lady_disaster, I've got a very similar teacher :P tell me call her mrs S.

she always says: "prapaply" instead of "probably"

or says "through" like "sruu"

or "closure" as "klołżjur"

And she's got very much in common with one of my classmates (let me call him J.). He has a very original english accent. He says "nobady" instead of "nobody". :P It is so fu.kin funny, when you hear somebody saying kinda broken language :D What else! He feels so sure in his lingual skills.. :P

One time, when we had to write a letter J. wrote: "I'm bad" instead of "I'm angry/irritated". We've been laughing at him so long and we still do. We all've imagined J. on the leash saying "I'm bad, I'm bad.. hit me" to mrs. S. :mryellow:

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"through" like "sruu"

in high school one of guys in my class said 'sroł' instead of 'throw'. teacher told him to repeat it again and again, but he couldn't say it correct;D

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